Friday, July 20, 2012


You  Might Be A Domestic Discipline Couple If:

The IRS and income taxes are the second thing you think of when you hear the term "Head of Household"...

The term "in the red" has nothing to do with your budget, but does concern your bottom line...

Your husband invites you to join him in the bedroom in the middle of  the day and it's not because he's feeling frisky...

You start thinking that those willow trees are evil...

You recognize that look he gives you and actually stop what you're doing...

The word "maintenance" no longer makes you think of your car or the house...

While watching shows like Bridezillas, all you're thinking about is how much that girl needs a spanking...

You prefer to stand, thank you...

You cringe, just a little, when you hear him rummaging around in the kitchen utensil drawer...

Sometimes, you'd really rather he walked in front of you instead of behind, he doesn't always have to be a perfect gentleman does he...

Just because he's holding your hand doesn't mean he's feeling affectionate...




4 comments:

  1. OMG, so true! There are so many times I watch something or read a book and think, wow that woman really is asking for it! And then the guys don't have the balls to follow up on it! Good list!

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  2. Julia- Thanks! I appreciate you taking the time to say so.
    Yeah, some of those guys that just stand there and let their girlfriend/wife yell and scream at them on and on, and in front of so many other people! I'm just wondering how they can put up with it. Then to go ahead and marry her anyway, in the example of Bridezillas, wow!

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  3. Lmao. That's exactly how I feel about Bridezillas and the utensil drawer.

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    1. lil, Thanks, glad you got a laugh out of it. There are lots of evil things in that utensil drawer. Maybe it's time for me to clean it out :)

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